LilyWaterGodess, a marvelously proficient 8-year-old troll, was pearled today, the 8th of Sunday of March in the year 2015 based on the modern Gregorian calendar.
Her crimes had included being rude and spamming "boohoo" and being extremely lazy, making other people doing the work for her/him.
As such, I snuck into her lovely home under the pretense of helping her, where I promptly pearled her.
May God have mercy on her little troll soul.
